That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Sir
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
Calzona were meant to be. They will make it through their issues and we will have an official wedding and nine more kids <3
“Okay, so picture this. I’m in Africa and everything’s great and the people are so nice and the clinic is amazing and I’m doing work that actually feels important. Like I can- I can actually see that I’m making a difference, but I’m crying. Like, constantly. And then this guy that I work with at the clinic finally asked me what’s wrong and I say that I miss my girlfriend. Like, I really miss her. So then he asks me if I wanna go back. If they could replace me and- and then I open my mouth to say no, but what comes out weirdly instead is yes. And so they did.”
“You know, I used to walk tall around here. I used to walk tall. Then came George. He took off at least an inch. Then Erica went and left me, that shaved off a few more. I got shorter… all that humiliation, it makes you shorter- so yeah I am scared of getting hurt because one more personal disaster right now would cut me off at the knees.”
